10 Reasons Why Your Playstation is Better Than Your Girlfriend..

July 5, 2008 § 1 Comment

Our favourite narcissistic cynical writer is back 😀

I’m not writing this to show how gay I am by the way. Let’s say my eyes were opened to how stupid my ex-girlfriend was and how much I love playing Grand Theft Auto 4 online.

Behold!

1. You only need to use one finger to turn your playstation on.

2. If you kick your playstation or break the controller, you’re a passionate gamer. Kick your girlfriend and break her neck, suddenly you’re a homicidal woman beater..

3. If you get bored of it, you can sell it for an Xbox 360 that won’t judge you for being fickle. Sell your girlfriend and amnesty international come knocking at your door.

4. Your playstation isn’t jealous of your PC or Xbox.

5. Playstations will accept anything you put in its mouth.

6.Meeting new people and doing stuff with your girlfriend generally costs money, Playstation Network is free. (:

7. If you tell or show your girlfriend something interesting to you, she’ll probably forget. Playstations have 60GB of memory.

8. You can play with your playstation for over 24 hours without taking any breaks. It also doesn’t want to cuddle afterwards.

9. Playing with your playstation with three other guys is awesome. Playing with your girlfriend with three other guys is gangrape.

10. Your girlfriend doesn’t have rumble…and she never will. :\

Stumble It!

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